This is all very Dark Ages, isn’t it? A glimpse of your own mortality does make one rather less eager to hurry others to their doom.
Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?
My Favorite Things Meme | [7/10] Characters
“Let’s be honest. If I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob, I can pretty much sell anything.”
Do you ever think Tony feels guilty that all those men and women were killed because he was targeted and they were ordered as soldiers to protect him? Because I do.
#Lestrade reminds me of that sarcastic single father #always poking his nose into his teenage son’s business #like #Dad why are you in my room what are you DOING #….IT’S A DRUGS BUST #DAD I DON’T DO DRUGS OMG #I know but you’ve been really standoffish lately and coming home late #and last night you brought home a pink suitcase #Son I’d love you no matter what but I’d appreciate it if you didn’t hide things from me #Dad omg Dad stop JOHN IS OVER omg #and on all of the first dates Lestrade takes them to the side #and is all try not to punch him #he’s my son okay and I know he can be hard to handle but #don’t punch him #or hurt him #if you do I will arrest you #you little fucker #HA HA HA I’m kidding I’m sure you’re great #and when the date didn’t work out #DAD THEY DUMPED ME #well don’t commit suicide #omg Dad omg I can’t #Or when the kid is younger and wants to know what sex is #NOT MY DIVISION ASK YOUR MOTHER #but Dad- #ASK YOUR MOTHER can’t talk I am busy #/shoves doughnut in mouth #And when later on his kid is an adult and announces they’re getting married #OH MY GOD REALLY?! #Dad…
I can’t, even. Reblogging for the notes, obviously. Read them if you want a snort in your tea, or coffee, or non caffeinated beverage if you are an alien. Oh! Oh! Just thought of another one!
#Dad, I wanted a holiday with JUST John! You just had one! #Well, I fancied another. #Dad! #And I have the room right next to yours…hello John! #DAD
"I’ll be your light, your match, your burning sun,
I’ll be the bright, in black that’s makin’ you run.”
Laughter Lines - Bastille
I’ll see you in the future when we’re older
And we are full of stories to be told