dreams in reality; lives in fiction

This is all very Dark Ages, isn’t it? A glimpse of your own mortality does make one rather less eager to hurry others to their doom.

Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?

color meme: the musketeers + autumn colors

hangthecode:

You’re a hard man to predict.

My Favorite Things Meme | [7/10] Characters

“Let’s be honest. If I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob, I can pretty much sell anything.”

glutenfreewaffles:

Do you ever think Tony feels guilty that all those men and women were killed because he was targeted and they were ordered as soldiers to protect him? Because I do. 

juniperrain:

mortitz:

#Lestrade reminds me of that sarcastic single father #always poking his nose into his teenage son’s business #like #Dad why are you in my room what are you DOING #….IT’S A DRUGS BUST #DAD I DON’T DO DRUGS OMG #I know but you’ve been really standoffish lately and coming home late #and last night you brought home a pink suitcase #Son I’d love you no matter what but I’d appreciate it if you didn’t hide things from me #Dad omg Dad stop JOHN IS OVER omg #and on all of the first dates Lestrade takes them to the side #and is all try not to punch him #he’s my son okay and I know he can be hard to handle but #don’t punch him #or hurt him #if you do I will arrest you #you little fucker #HA HA HA I’m kidding I’m sure you’re great #and when the date didn’t work out #DAD THEY DUMPED ME #well don’t commit suicide #omg Dad omg I can’t #Or when the kid is younger and wants to know what sex is #NOT MY DIVISION ASK YOUR MOTHER #but Dad- #ASK YOUR MOTHER can’t talk I am busy #/shoves doughnut in mouth #And when later on his kid is an adult and announces they’re getting married #OH MY GOD REALLY?! #Dad…

I can’t, even. Reblogging for the notes, obviously. Read them if you want a snort in your tea, or coffee, or non caffeinated beverage if you are an alien. Oh! Oh! Just thought of another one!

#Dad, I wanted a holiday with JUST John! You just had one! #Well, I fancied another. #Dad! #And I have the room right next to yours…hello John! #DAD

Love Runs Out
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"I’ll be your light, your match, your burning sun,

I’ll be the bright, in black that’s makin’ you run.”

Laughter Lines
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Laughter Lines - Bastille

I’ll see you in the future when we’re older
And we are full of stories to be told



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